The Mousetrap continued...

Let's see if I understand~~~ how the world is working lately...
-----If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
-----If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
-----If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
-----If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
-----If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
-----And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead,
the mother of the deceased blames the airline.

These came thru the mail from a forum buddy. Thanks, Toni. Let's see if I can think of a couple more.
-----If you develop a myriad of medical problems, blame the fast-food restaurants for forcing you to eat their unhealthy food 4 or 5 times a week.
-----Oh poopie, can't think of anything else. I know there's all kinds of goofy stuff out there for people to blame someone else so they can avoid personal responsibility. I just drew a blank here. Hey, want some crazy quotes to chew on? They're at home in the Mousetrap.